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Secret Diary of a Call Girl Tricks of the Trade

SYKNTWSTD — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:52:44 CDT

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Being part of the world's oldest profession (and quite good at it), Belle has some straight forward business rules to transform your life from ho-hum luvvly-jubbly to bloody-effing-marvelous. Got some tricks up your sleeve? Share and gather tips here for keeping life deliciously sexy, satisfying, and shagadelic. Spill them now!

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	location: seattle, wa

my trick/tip: Buy yourself some expensive, lacy lingerie. No matter what you're wearing, you'll always feel feminine and sexy!

what i've learned from Belle: I'M WORTH IT!

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my trick/tip:Show up in a trench coat, stockings and heels. The less time you spend getting undressed and dressed, the quicker you're out of their.

what i've learned from Belle:Time is money

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Belle's Client History

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They pay to play...
This is fact: Belle's client list is definitely more colorful than yours. This isn't a competition though, it's an exhibition of all the men and women who've paid to play. These deliciously naughty rendezvous are guaranteed to ruffle some feathers.

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Name: Unknown (credited as "The Horsey man")
Age: 45+
Occupation: Unknown

Appears in season / episode:	1.1
Belle's assumption(s):	none
Belle's first impression(s):	unknown
Description of client:	typical client, likes farm girls
Meeting spot:	Belle's flat
The set-up:	Belle brings out a saddle!
Best quotes:	(Bella gets out a saddle) "Now, what I wanna know is who wears this? You or me?"
Fee:	unknown

Name: Daniel
Age: 20s
Occupation: unknown

Appears in season / episode:	1.1
Belle's assumption(s):	That he's over 50, just lost his job, and needs to feel special and powerful.
Belle's first impression(s):	Surprised that her assumptions were off.
Description of client:	Tall, sweet, posh
Meeting spot:	Hotel bar, Belle's flat
The set-up:	Jeans, no makeup
Best quotes:	(Daniel fails to get "excited" and walks out on Belle) "Well. That's a first."
Fee:	Unknown

Name: Aleksander Yakovich
Age:
Occupation: Top designer of new hybrid car engine

Appears in season / episode:	1.2
Belle's assumption(s):	Wealthy
Belle's first impression(s):	Unknown
Description of client:	Foreign accent
Meeting spot:	On the stairs outside of an exclusive "adult" party
The set-up:	Belle pretends to be his significant other since the party is couples-only. At the party the client expresses to Belle that he would like to watch her flirt and entice men, without actually having sex with them, where he would ultimately have sex with her afterwards at his place of choice.
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Fee:	Belle ends up walking out on the client before promising a full refund afterwords.

Name: Ashok ("Ash")
Age: 30+
Occupation: unknown

Appears in season / episode:	1.3, 1.5
Belle's assumption(s):	unknown
Belle's first impression(s):	Was Belle's first ever client, and has seen him regularly since.
Description of client:	Sweet, clean, considerate, perfect regular, married
Meeting spot:	Fancy Hotel (bar or room)
The set-up:	"Girlfriend experience" from 7:30 to the morning (a.k.a. "night job" or "all nighter"), every second Wednesday (episode 3), threesome with another girl from an agency (episode 5)
Best quotes:	(Ashok on Belle and Naomie chatting post-coitus) "You two.... debriefing. But I suppose put two nurses or two teachers or whatever in a room, they're going to talk about work." "A job shared is usually a job halved." (Naomi, referring to the threesome)
Fee:	1500 quid (for the all nighter)

Name: unknown
Age: unknown
Occupation: unknown

Appears in season / episode:	1.3
Belle's assumption(s):	None
Belle's first impression(s):	Confident, cocky, knows what he wants and is quick to the point
Description of client:	Confident, directive
Meeting spot:	Hotel bar
The set-up:	None. Belle takes on the client only after just meeting him (while staying at the hotel with another client).
Best quotes:	"What? I've always been a bit of a tart." "He wants me to tell him he's different from the rest. See, all clients think they're special, the only one. The truth is, he is the only one. The only one on this floor."
Fee:	Unknown

Name: unknown
Age: 50+
Occupation: accountant

Appears in season / episode:	1.4
Belle's assumption(s):	Unknown
Belle's first impression(s):	Positive
Description of client:	Friendly, does her taxes (he is Belle's accountant, for which they share a mutual business relationship), married, kinky
Meeting spot:	Belle's flat
The set-up:	He comes over to Belle's to discuss her taxes and they have sex to balance things out. After revealing to Belle his fetishes, they exchange emails where they discuss what they plan to do on a later date. Belle acts as a "mistress" (dominatrix) for the client, and he is the prisoner in their made-up scenario.
Best quotes:	(Belle to her accountant) "If it wasn't for you I'd still be sobbing over a shoe box full of receipts."
Fee:	Belle has sex with him in compensation for doing her taxes.

Name:Louis
Age:42
Occupation: architec

Appears in season / episode:	season 1, episode 6
Belle's assumption(s):	none
Belle's first impression(s):	hesitant, weary
Description of client:	nutter
Meeting spot:	Belle's flat
The set-up:	vanilla, no kinks
Best quotes:	"Did you hear me? I. Said. Go."
Fee:	none (refund)

Name: Liam & Kate (couple)
Age: 40+
Occupation: unknown

Appears in season / episode:	season 1, episode 7
Belle's assumption(s):	typical couple wanting to try something new Belle's first impressions: normal couple, what she expected
Belle's first impression(s):	normal couple, what she expected
Description of client:	Married for 15 years (dated for 5 before their marriage), educated, "first timers"
Meeting spot:	Belle's flat
The set-up:	Liam and Kate, a married couple, want to have sex with another couple (foursome) as an anniversary gift for themselves. This is also known as "couple work".
Best quotes:	"[There are] three sexual agendas: his, hers, theirs."
Fee:	unknown

Name: Mitchell Rockman
Age: 40+
Occupation: Film producer

Appears in season / episode:	season 1, episode 8
Belle's assumption(s):	unknown
Belle's first impression(s):	wealthy, suave
Description of client:	American, multimillionare, regular (up until episode 8)
Meeting spot:	Mitchell's place
The set-up:	unknown
Best quotes:	none
Fee:	unknown

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Episode 2.1

Gisele310 — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:51:35 CDT

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EPISODE NUMBER: 2.1
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: January 18, 2009
WRITER: Lucy Prebble	DIRECTOR: Fraser MacDonald
SPECIAL GUEST(S): Jonathan Battersby (Vicar) Eileen Essell (Aunt Blossom) Stuart Organ (Niall) Toyah Willcox (Gail) Robert Purdy (Patrick) Joanna Bobin (Jackie) Chris Coghill (Kai Felton) Simon Greenall (Ian Farringdon)

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When Belle is spotted with a politician, a journalist tries to blackmail her. And then there's Bambi, a girl who could become a high class escort as well.

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"Sometimes I get these emails from women, asking if they should become escorts and I'm like 'I dunno. Make your decisions, live your own life.'"

"I seem to find social gatherings harder than I use to. People talk about two things, relationships, which I avoid for obvious reasons or work, which I avoid for obvious reasons."

Belle: "I said I'm a prostitute, Auntie"Aunt Bloss: "I heard you the first time, dear. We've all had our fair share of cock. It's nothing to shout about."

Alex: "Forgive me for saying this, but your a bit fucking nuts, aren't you?'

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jolly good moments

When she originally meets Alex (the soon to be bf) she thinks he's a client, so she tells him her name is Belle. Later in the episode, Hannah realizes she has Alex's passport so she goes to return it to him. At the end of the conversation, she writes her number down on the envelope for him. When she hands him the paper he notices the difference in namesAlex: Hannah? I thought your name was Belle
Hannah: Oh yeah. That's what my friends call me because...that's...my nickname. Bye

This is when Belle first meets Alex. She assumed he was her customer for the afternoon who bears the same name. Once she coaxes him up to his room, she gets a phone call from the real 'Alex' wondering where she is.

Hannah runs late for her nephews christening where she is the godmother. Later at the reception, Hannah goes to drop a rose a petal into his bassinet as a symbol of her "hopes and dreams for the child", but accidently knocks the entire vase of petals over. The vase shatters & as Ben helps her clean up he says "I do believe you just shattered their childs hopes & dreams"

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Secret Diary of a Call Girl Music

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Appears in episode:	Episode 1.1
During scene:	Belle showering in a hotel
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"Take the Box" by Amy Winehouse


Appears in episode:	Episode 1.2
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"Hometown Glory" by Adele


Appears in episode:	Episode 2.5
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"Shut Up and Let Me Go" by The Ting Tings


Appears in episode:	Episode 2.7
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"Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above" by Cansei de Ser Sexy


Appears in episode:	Episode 2.7
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"Fidelity" by Regina Spector


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Episode 2.8

belle_fan_1983 — Tue, 05 May 2009 03:50:21 CDT

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EPISODE NUMBER: 8
ORIGINAL AIR DATE: March 8, 2009
WRITER: Julie Gearey	DIRECTOR: Peter Lydon
SPECIAL GUEST(S): Ahsen Bhatti (Ashok)

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Can Hannah really be a normal girl and give up Belle? After finally getting Alex back, can she "play it straight" and keep her man? Now that she's quit her office job and is keeping it a secret from Alex, she has to quickly find alternative employment before he finds out. As if that wasn't difficult enough, Stephanie shows up with a tempting offer - one last job and 5000 pounds. To top it all off, Ben has an idea that could change Hannah's life.

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Belle's assumption(s):	That she is meeting a rich American named Simon, who's only in the city for a week.
Belle's first impression(s):	Horror followed by heartbreak.
Description of client:	Not a rich American.
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The set-up:	Through Stephanie's agency.
Best quotes from the encounter:	"Escorts, they're like boxers. Retire every year. Then surface for a rematch, a little fatter, more desperate and further down the rankings." ~ Stephanie "You look like you looked when I first met you. The hair and the make-up." "It's different hotel though. It's cheaper." ~ Belle "I'm a rich American remember?" ~ Alex
Fee:	5000 pounds

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